Where else could a voracious reader as yourself be
incredibly fortunate to find so crafty a tale as this one?
Welcome to this worldy collection of parodious indulgences into romance, travel, dining, romance (luck should have it), politics, war, faith, and legal depositions (guess it wasn't all luck).
Share in acts of insanity so artfully composed as to allow the reader to lay down this novel at its endpoint and not ever again be able to distinguish reality from fiction, tops from bottoms (aka wardrobe malfunctions) or kimchee from streudel.
Journey forth, right here and right now, dear reader,
to experience what all your senses have been missing,
before the author misses another meal!
